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Wayne Brady Quotes
• I was teased horribly as a child and beaten up a lot.
• Theatre sports is the best improv training period.
• Cancelled isn't a bad word because it happens everyday.
• I'm not doing a sitcom just for the sake of 'Hey, look at me, I'm on TV. It's about trying to do something you're proud of.
From Whose Line Is It Anyway?
• I love the Village People, now please don't get me wrong / I love YMCA, hey girl, that's my song / But you see in San Francisco is where they belong / And all them Village People inspired me to wear my thong.
• Drew Carey : Things in Drew Carey's planner.
Wayne Brady : 7:00: count my money. 8:00: count my money.
• Wayne Brady : Thank you for saving my husband.
Ryan Stiles : Oh... you two are married?
Colin Mochrie : It's nothing permanent.
• And today's Friday/the best day of all/you can get spaghetti/and two big balls.
• Wayne Brady : Oh I got married about a year ago. I'm as happy as can be, I think you all should know. But my wife, I'm glad I did marry. Except in the morning, she looks like Drew Carey.
Drew Carey : Well, Wayne gets worried about his little wife, cause she is the love of his life. But every night, just about three, Oh, Wayne, She's out with me.
• Drew Carey : The next game is called African Chant. Wayne will do the chant.
Wayne Brady : Hey, how come I gotta do the African Chant?
From Chappelle's Show (2003)
• I'm Wayne Brady, bitch!
• Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
• [holding a machine gun out his car window]
Wayne Brady : Break yourself, nigga!
Man on Street : Oh shit, it's Wayne Brady!
• [referring to a joke made by Paul Mooney in an earlier episode]
Wayne Brady : I make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X, huh motherfucker?
Dave Chappelle : That was MOONEY!
• Wayne Brady : [after shooting a guy outside a club] RIVERSIDE, MOTHA FUCKA!
• [after Dave convinces him not to kill one of his prostitutes]
Wayne Brady : You'd better thank Dave Chappelle. Go ahead, thank him. Hooker: Thank you, Dave. I like your show.
Dave Chappelle : RUN BITCH! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, GET SOME HELP!
Wayne Brady TV & Filmography
2008 - Foodfight!
2008 - Comic Relief : The Greatest.... and The Latest
2007 - Dirt
2007 - 30 Rock
2007 - Don't Forget The Lyrics
2006 - How I Met Your Mother
2006 - Crossover
2006 - Running Scared
2006 - Celebrity Duets
2006 - The Adventures of Brer Rabbit
2006 - Stuar Little 3 : Call of The Wild
2006 - The List
2006 - Everybody Hates Chris
2005 - Roll Bounce
2005 - Stargate SG-1 (It's Good To Be King)
2004 - Clifford's Really Big Movie
2004 - Going To The Mat
2002 - The Wayne Brady Show
2000 - The Drew Carey Show: Drew Live 2
2000 - Batman Beyond
2000 - Geppetto
1999 - The Drew Carey Show: Drew Live
1998 - Whose Line Is It Anyway?
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